Crikey Trumpty Dumpty has gone mad! Its all very well to promise people anything to get elected (!) but the name of the game is then finding a way to wriggle out of the bonkers whoppers you’ve told! Not old “Donald Wheres My Trousers” – he’s actually just started banning people (largely Muslims) from entering the good old US of A- including it seems national treasures like Mo Farrah! The PM is in an absolute stinking huff, not helped by The Donald having manoeuvred her during her recent visit to Washington into a photo opportunity showing them holding hands, which frankly had even yours truly trying not to vomit!
Now she wants me to phone “someone in Washington” to sort it out! Fat Chance! What “Special Relationship”? This isn’t going to end well!