Oh I am really hitting the headlines with a witty attack on our glorious leader’s latest attempts to a do a deal with Brussels:
“The whole thing is about as pre-ordained as a bout between Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy; and in this case, I am afraid, the inevitable outcome is a victory for the EU, with the UK lying flat on the canvas and 12 stars circling symbolically over our semi-conscious head.”
I also amusingly added that the UK had “gone into battle with the white flag fluttering over our leading tank”.
Of course some might say that characterising all this as a war or a wrestling match is a bit silly and rather unhepful but who cares. As I also wittily opined:-
“The UK has agreed to hand over £40bn of taxpayers’ money for two-thirds of diddly squat.”
Clever or what?